Simon Amstell called he wants his cardigan back you little thief.. just get on the bus.
Monday May 28 08:03pm
you know in books, or old films when they say ‘send for (insert name here)’ and then a telegram was sent and this person just appeared. yep. i’m going to do that.
Thursday May 24 08:42amThis is my fractured toe, on the x-ray it was a deep v shaped crack… so. that’s fun.
Have you ever taken some serious thought as to how you would like to die?
Well.. I have, also I have a pretty good idea (barring accidental death) as to how it will happen (Cancer). So here are my Top 3 hopeful deaths.
3. - In a coma (following on from a long cancer struggle most likely)
2. - During sex.. (perhaps one day someone will give me such a big orgasm it’ll cause me to have a brain aneurism)
1. - Full of drugs, no idea what the hell is happening, but in a familiar setting hopefully a private cubicle instead of on a main ward..
How about you?
Saturday May 19 11:38pm
After a 48 hour tummy bug - lots of sleep, a shower, some lemonade and parading around in my new t-shirt I feel much better. Now.. work time.
Saturday May 19 12:26pm
yep, so this is a short video about how I currently feel… but. I’m not entirely sure who will grasp the full idea of what I’m going on about or care enough to try.. nevermind
as I was mindlessly wandering around ikea fantasising about red kitchen’s, bed linen that matches curtains and Simon Amstell marrying me and then letting me watch him have sex with various different men. I thought, I should really go home and do some work.. why am I in ikea? how did this happen? again. I have no idea what’s going on really.. do you?
Monday May 14 04:55pm